Five rapid blinks: I have something in my eye. It’s very dusty here.
Two rapid blinks, three slow blinks: Please note that I am holding a copy of today’s USA Today as a proof of life.
This is funny. I don’t know if it’s meant to be. It’s the New Yorker so it isn’t always clear to me. It mentions the f’ed up USA Today which is two dollars now. Maybe you should just read the article. Blink.